Streaking Quotes
Donna: How could they not catch you?
Eric: I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy.
Donna: So true.
Eric: Hey you didn't, you didn't see anything, did you?
Donna: No, well, maybe just a bit. But not, not the bit.
Eric: Wait, what do you mean bit?
Red: [to Eric] Oh, and next time, don't wear black socks. You look like an ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Donna: Are you gonna streak?
Eric: No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. We're all very chicken.
Donna: That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked.
Eric: You've never seen me naked.
Donna: Like a zillion times! We were kids and you were always running around the neighborhood naked screaming Wee-Wee Pee-Pee!
Kitty: All families are embarrassing. And if they're not embarrassing, then they're dead.
Kelso: Right, so, can we go already? I'm itching to release the hound here!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Hyde: So Forman, the rally's tonight man, what's your decision?
Kelso: Yeah, are you gonna streak or not?
Donna: Don't pressure him.
Eric: No, I've been doing some thinking, and I'm in.
Hyde: Alright.
Donna: Well, you're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.
Kelso: A bunch of naked idiots.
Fez: [in the cafeteria] All this food for 45 cents. It is unbelievable. [tastes his food] Oh, I see.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Red: Oh, I'm gonna ask him a question alright. And it's gonna be a damn good one.
Kitty: Red.
Red: Now don't worry, I'm simply gonna ask him how the hell he's gonna fix this economy.
Kitty: Oh, honey, he wouldn't know that, he's the President!
Midge: Honey, there are lots of things I do to make your father happy that I don't really like.
Donna: MOM, eww!
Midge: No, not that. I love that. I meant like fishing.
Hyde: Look guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage to a corrupt electoral system.
Fez: I know, a bloody coup!
Hyde: That's good, but we're looking for something great. Something that will make our founding fathers proud man, ya know?
Kelso: Let's streak!
Hyde: Bingo.
Kelso: I've always wanted to do that. Just run butt naked through a sea of people. Be free and shake it around! Alright, who's in?
Fez: Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?
Kelso: No.
Fez: Then, I am in.
Kelso: Great! Eric are you in?
Eric: Streaking, don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
Hyde: Hey, if there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn't be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like 'I hate the fuzz!' on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
