That 70's Pilot Quotes
Hyde: [after Jackie calls Eric stupid] Well, this is a first. I actually agree with Jackie.
Eric: What? You're saying that I'm stupid?
Hyde: Donna just put on the full court press, man, and you dropped the ball.
Eric: What are you talking about? All she said was she'd be alone on Saturday night with a pizza... Oh God, I'm so stupid.
[Donna kisses Eric]
Eric: What was that for?
Donna: I just wanted to see what it was like.
Eric: What was it like?
Donna: You were there.
Eric: I wasn't ready for it.
Donna: What would you've done differently?
Eric: I don't know, something with my lips.
Donna: Sounds good. Let's try that next time.
Eric: When exactly is next time?
Donna: Goodnight.
Eric: Yeah, I'm really gonna sleep after that!
Eric: What a great night! It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for you. I mean there's a whole world that's waiting to be driven to. We could go to Canada. We got a new battery, what's stopping us?
Donna: You know, I think Canada closes at nine-thirty.
Fez: [to Kelso] How can you say God hates you. At least you have a woman's love. Be happy, whore!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 23rd, 2007[Fantasy scene]
Mr. Burkhart: Hi Red, say isn't it great all our kids are such good friends?
Bob: Yes, Jackie's dad. They're quite the gang of young people! Hahaha!
Midge: Kitty, I love what you've done with the kitchen.
Kitty: Yes, aqua and yellow. Blah blah blah, yak, yak, yak.
Mr. Burkhart: Speaking of kids, wasn't it lucky Triple A pulled Eric's butt out of the fire when he took the car to Milwaukee without your permission?
Red: What? Why, that twisted little monkey! I'm grounding him for ten years.
Mr. Burkhart: Kids, what are you gonnna do?
Red: I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice!
Kitty: A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 23rd, 2007Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a perm in it.
Kelso: So, that's permanent?
Eric: Ever since yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you. I mean, I've known you practically my whole life. I want you! I want you so bad!
Donna: Eric, it's just a car!
Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day on the hippity hop. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
