The First Time Quotes
Bob: And Kitty, since you and Midge are so close, she'd like to ask you a special favor.
Kitty: Oh, Bob! I would be honored to be Midge's--
Bob: She'd like you to bring chairs.
Kitty: (let down)-- chair bringer.
Jackie: Oh my god! Pink and purple with a unicorn! You remembered!
Kelso: Of course I remembered. I remember everything you tell me even when you think I don't.
Jackie: Really. What's my favorite season?
Kelso: Fall?
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Uh, the outfits flatter your chestnut eyes.
Jackie: And?
Kelso: Slimming lines and dark colors.
Jackie: Oh my god, Michael! When you started acting like an immature jerk, I started having doubts about us. But now this purple and pink unicorn candy dish proves you're a grown up!
Kelso: Oh, this is great. Jackie's gonna get wedding fever. Man, all I'm gonna hear is, "Michael, at our wedding don't shove cake in my face." And, "You better know how to dance." And, "There will not be a trampoline." A wedding without a trampoline. That's crazy talk.
Hyde: Yeah, it'd be like a funeral without a dunk tank.
Kelso: She even knows what kind of china pattern she wants. Pink and purple with unicorns. Who wants to see a unicorn when they're eating pie?
Donna: God! Their marriage almost ended, they put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything! How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no, okay, look, they may not be the best example but, they do love each other. They just can't express it or, really any thoughts more complex than I'm hungry. But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah, I guess they do.
Eric: They do, you know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say. Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.
Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love... cake.
Eric: Every time this starts happening, it winds up not happening. And then, you skip home... tra la la la la.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: Well, first you drag me away from the wedding, and then you kiss me all the way over here, and then you pull me upstairs and shove me into my bedroom and put your hands all over my body, I just... I'm sorry, I'm confused.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
