The keg Quotes
Eric: My dad's gonna kill me.
Donna: You're always saying that.
Eric: Well, this time he's gonna kill me. I cut class. I trespassed. I had stolen beer. And then I swung into a pool full of cops on a garden hose carrying my dad's tap.
Eric: I stole my dad's tap...[he sees his father, with the cops]...back from those thieves.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Kitty: I don't know if we have enough ice, Eric took a whole tubful.
Red: He took a tub of ice?
Kitty: Oh, the kids are making a volcano!
Midge: Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups.
Red: Plastic cups?
Midge: Sure, plastic volcano cups.
Bob: If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger!...[looks at Red]...Oh Jeez!
Destroy: Hey, Kelshmo, what, your tap is broken? Why did you do something stupid like buy a stupid, broken tap? What are you, stupid?
Kelso: It wasn't broken until you broke it!
Hyde: Forman, this is the only time we will ask you for anything.
Eric: You guys always ask me for everything!
Eric: Alright, how do you get the beer out?
Hyde: Through the tap.
Eric: What tap?
[everyone notices there isn't a tap on the keg]
Hyde: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hyde: Let's drink beer!
Kelso: Me first.
Donna: No way! I spotted it.
Kelso: Nah, I saw it too. I just didn't say anything.
Hyde: You saw a keg and you didn't say anything?! BACK OF THE LINE!
Hyde: When God gives you a keg, you gotta....
Fez: Kill a virgin!
