Water Tower Quotes
Eric: All right! That is quite enough! Everywhere I look now its sex! Sex! Sex! Well its disgusting and I for one will not have it in my basement!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: We got vandals in this town. I was driving home from the plant and I saw the water tower giving me the finger.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: Do you remember that time when I was climbing your fence, and I hit my forehead on that tree branch, and I fell into your yard, and your dog Yogi came out of the house and bit me twice on the ass?
Kelso: [laughing] Yeah, you bled and you cried.
Hyde: I bled. I didn't cry.
Kelso: Yeah, you did. You bled and you cried.
Hyde: And you laughed, man. A lot. While I was bleeding... You see my point?
Kelso: Yeah, it's funny when friends get hurt.
Hyde: Close enough.
Hyde: [after they painted a pot leaf on the water tower] It doesn't look like a pot leaf.
Kelso: What?
Hyde: It looks like a hand giving the finger.
Kelso: It doesn't have to look perfect Hyde, it's art!
Hyde: Get over there and make it better!
Kelso: Fine.
[Kelso climbs back up the railing]
Hyde: Just make it wider. Ok, out further though..right up there-
[Kelso falls off the water tower]
Jackie: Oh my God, Michael!
Hyde: Hey Kelso...
Kelso: Yeah?
Hyde: How does it look from down there?
Kelso: It looks like it's giving me the finger!
Jackie: [sitting atop the water tower] Oh my God. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.
Donna: [after Eric tells Donna he saw his parents having sex] I could remember like little bits of naked skin peeking through the holes of the hammock.
Eric: Wow. It’s weird but knowing what you went through just makes me feel so much better ‘cause you’re like totally over it, aren’t you?
Donna: And later they came inside and they had like this checkerboard pattern all over their arms and legs! And my dad laughed and said they fell asleep on the hammock. But I knew it was a lie. I knew what he did to my mom!
