That 70's Show Quotes (Page 10)
Kitty: [to Eric] Foreplay is very important.
Red: Oh, no it's not.
Kitty: Yes, it is!
Jackie: I can't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father!
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: I thought he was yelling at you.
Red: Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Eric: Come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Red: Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
[Bob walks in wearing a leisure suit]
Rocky Johnson: You know what, I have a son, and one day? He's going to be The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment!
Red: Well, good luck with that.
Red: It's about the rules. And without the rules we might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other, like monkeys!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007[speaking to Rocky Johnson's manager]
Red: You know what, I may be the only guy in this room who's actually killed a man.
Red: I can't be friends with Eric. He's too... twitchy.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: If I miss that 20 midget free-for-all, I'm going to be super pissed.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: [about spending time with Eric] We're going to kill each other.
Kitty: Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
Bob: How can you be unfulfilled? I put a roof over your head. I pay the bills. I take care of you.
Midge: Yeah, but what do I do?
Bob: You fill out that sweater real nice!