That 70's Show Quotes (Page 11)
Red: Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
Cop: Which one of you is Eric Forman?
Eric: Oh, that's me.
Cop: Wait a second... is your father Red Forman?
Eric: Yes.
Cop: You poor bastard!
Eric: [sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. [to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: [to Eric and Hyde, about Fez] Could one of you put his pants on?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Gus: Say did it hurt?
Kelso: Huh?
Gus: When you fell down from heaven!
Kelso: Uhm, yeah sure...
Fez: I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America! [he passes out in the snow]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: [about the bottle of Amaretto Hyde gave him] Mmm! Liquid candy!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian.
