That 70's Show Quotes (Page 19)
Eric: Why don't you go upstairs?
Laurie: I am waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer. And I want you to stay off my case. It'll only take me a minute.
Eric: I don't think Kelso is gonna last that long.
Laurie: Too bad. It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearing underwear, see? [pulls up her sweat shirt, and the boys groan] If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me.
Hyde: If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now.
Fez: [seeing Laurie] Holy Mother!
Kelso: Hello Laurie.
Laurie: Hello Kelso, Hyde.
Fez: Who is the goddess?
Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister.
Hyde: She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
Donna: Look, I've lived next door to Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together. We love the same music, we love the Packers. Then I kissed him and everything changed. And now I don't know if he's my boyfriend, or if he's my best-friend . If he's my boyfriend, I lose my boyfriend. If I screw it up, I lose my best-friend and my boyfriend. Now I have to give him this gift and I don't...
Jackie: Donna. Donna! I've solved it. Get him a scented candle.
Donna: A scented candle?
Jackie: It's practical and romantic.
[Donna kisses Eric]
Eric: What was that for?
Donna: I just wanted to see what it was like.
Eric: What was it like?
Donna: You were there.
Eric: I wasn't ready for it.
Donna: What would you've done differently?
Eric: I don't know, something with my lips.
Donna: Sounds good. Let's try that next time.
Eric: When exactly is next time?
Donna: Goodnight.
Eric: Yeah, I'm really gonna sleep after that!
Eric: What a great night! It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for you. I mean there's a whole world that's waiting to be driven to. We could go to Canada. We got a new battery, what's stopping us?
Donna: You know, I think Canada closes at nine-thirty.
Fez: [to Kelso] How can you say God hates you. At least you have a woman's love. Be happy, whore!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 23rd, 2007[Fantasy scene]
Mr. Burkhart: Hi Red, say isn't it great all our kids are such good friends?
Bob: Yes, Jackie's dad. They're quite the gang of young people! Hahaha!
Midge: Kitty, I love what you've done with the kitchen.
Kitty: Yes, aqua and yellow. Blah blah blah, yak, yak, yak.
Mr. Burkhart: Speaking of kids, wasn't it lucky Triple A pulled Eric's butt out of the fire when he took the car to Milwaukee without your permission?
Red: What? Why, that twisted little monkey! I'm grounding him for ten years.
Mr. Burkhart: Kids, what are you gonnna do?
Red: I say we torture them with plenty of pointless rules and advice!
Kitty: A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 23rd, 2007Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a perm in it.
Kelso: So, that's permanent?