That 70's Show Quotes (Page 2)
Kitty: I just took the "How spontaneous is your relationship" quiz. And you know what?
Red: What?
Kitty: We got 3 out if 10! And I cheated!
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Jackie: I'm a thief!
Hyde: I think technically you're an accessory.
Eric: Which should make you happy, cuz you love accessories.
Fez: Could you send your best wine to Caroline, and tell her when I said "hi" I meant "I'll take you like a stallion."
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Fez: Look at this debauchery. This is the smelly underside of a once great nation. (He pauses.) Ooh, yum! Candy apples!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Fez: An apple? Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Jackie: Oh my god! Pink and purple with a unicorn! You remembered!
Kelso: Of course I remembered. I remember everything you tell me even when you think I don't.
Jackie: Really. What's my favorite season?
Kelso: Fall?
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Uh, the outfits flatter your chestnut eyes.
Jackie: And?
Kelso: Slimming lines and dark colors.
Jackie: Oh my god, Michael! When you started acting like an immature jerk, I started having doubts about us. But now this purple and pink unicorn candy dish proves you're a grown up!
Kelso: Oh, this is great. Jackie's gonna get wedding fever. Man, all I'm gonna hear is, "Michael, at our wedding don't shove cake in my face." And, "You better know how to dance." And, "There will not be a trampoline." A wedding without a trampoline. That's crazy talk.
Hyde: Yeah, it'd be like a funeral without a dunk tank.
Kelso: She even knows what kind of china pattern she wants. Pink and purple with unicorns. Who wants to see a unicorn when they're eating pie?
Kelso: Why would you just cuddle with her, when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is “it." That’s why they call “it” “it”! “IT”!!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: I’ll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I’m family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
