That 70's Show Quotes (Page 20)
Eric: Ever since yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you. I mean, I've known you practically my whole life. I want you! I want you so bad!
Donna: Eric, it's just a car!
Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day on the hippity hop. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Eric: Wow Marsha, a football in the face, that's gotta hurt.
Donna: Ouch my nose!
Eric: That's gonna be huge in the morning.
Donna: Huger than my boobs?
Eric: Well, bigger than the left one.
Jackie: Why are we watching this without the sound? I am totally confused.
Red: What the hell happened to Bob's hair?
Eric: Beats me.
Red: His head looks like a poodle's ass! Boy, just when you think you've seen everything...
Eric: A poodle's ass walks into your party.
Red: Eric, no using the ass word, you're still in high school.
Hyde: Listen to them up there. The party has reached critical mass... in 10 minutes there will be no more beer opportunities.
Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.
