That 70's Show Quotes (Page 4)
Eric: Mom, how come we have to be here? I could be using this time to... not be here.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Laurie: You don't know anything! And if you do know something, I will make you sorry you were ever born.
Eric: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!
Hyde: Hey, man. It's better than Laurie being down here. She's like a big cancerous tumor. Jackie, y'know, she's like a tiny benign cist.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: [Jackie has just beaten up Laurie] You kicked her ass, man!
Jackie: [Exhausted] Yeah... whatever.
[the guys are sitting in the circle and talking about Kelso and Jackie breaking up]
Kelso: Ya know guys, there are a lot of ladies out there and I haven't seen nearly enough of them naked. From now on, I'm gonna live free. I'm going to be boldly going where no man has gone before.
[the next seen shows the Forman's front door. The doorbell rings and Kitty answers the door. Kelso is standing there holding flowers]
Kelso: Is Laurie here?
Kitty: [Laughs] Don't you mean Eric?
Kelso: No Laurie. Your other kid.
[Hyde walks by and stops when he sees Kelso]
Hyde: You're dating Laurie? Man, you're going where every man has gone before.
Kitty: [Turns around] Steven it is not nice to be so... truthful.
[Laurie comes down the stairs]
Laurie: Hi Kelso.
[Notices the flowers]
Laurie: Did you buy those for me?
Kelso: Yep, just like you told me.
Laurie: No, I told you roses! Come on doofus!
[She walks out the door with Kelso]
Hyde: You know Mrs. Forman, those two could have the dumbest badies ever.
Kitty: [Starts to laugh then abruptably stops and turns toward Hyde] That's not funny
Hyde: Hey! I got a B in Spanish... I didn't even know I was taking Spanish.
Eric: [Moments later] Donna! You're smoking a cigarette!
Hyde: Even worse, man! It's a menthol.
[Later, after Eric drops the cigarette, Hyde picks it up and starts smoking it]
Hyde: Dios mio... No es bueno.
Kitty Forman: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
Eric: I told him not to!
Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
Kitty Forman: Of course! Love!
Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.
Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now, I love you!
Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?
Jackie: [announces to the gang]Guess who's joining the Miss Dairy Princess pageant?
Fez: I know, a cow?
Red: Okay Eric, I'm sorry I took your money...while I clothe you, and feed you, and put a roof over your head. Soooorry.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
