That 70's Show Quotes (Page 5)
Kelso: You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Fez: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero.
Hyde: Give me a break, Foreman. I don't have a mommy.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly!
Donna: Yeah... I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.
Donna: So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Laurie: [on Hyde's history paper] Oh yeah, what'd you get? A D?
Hyde: No. A C minus. [Red and Kitty cheer]
Eric: I got a B.
Red: You couldn't get an A?
[Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner]
Hyde: Could we please not fight?
Laurie: [imitating Hyde] Could we please not fight?
Eric [to Hyde] Could you please not suck? [Laurie laughs]
Eric: Didn't you just, like, flunk out of college?
Laurie: Get bent, twerp.
Eric: Wear a bra!
Eric: [to Hyde] You're like the brother I never had. I mean, I have a sister, but I hate her, so this is great!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now [bleep] damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay.
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive.
Red: [bleep]!
