That 70's Show Quotes (Page 9)
Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!
Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real.
Eric: When I go to the hospital, I like to not die.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: [about Edna's job] Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: So, what do you guys wanna do when you grow up?
Eric: Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
Donna: I have to go to the bathroom. Jackie?
Jackie: Oh my God, Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before!
Donna: Yeah, it's a big day.
Eric: [to Laurie] What could be so important that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale? Oh, I know. It's your grades, right? You're flunking out. Bingo! Forman scores, right?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Jackie: [after finding out she is not pregnant] Now I can forget about this whole ugly thing and never ever have to--
Donna: [while shaking her] Jackie, I am not gonna let you forget about this!
Jackie: So Donna, tell me more about this pill. Does it do anything weird to your hair?
Donna: Only above your lip.
Eric: I had a nice discussion with Red and Kitty about foreplay.
Donna: I'm really sorry Eric.
Eric: Yeah, me too.
