Standards and Practices Quotes (Page 2)
Brenda: Conduct unbecoming? What about my conduct is unbecoming?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 17th, 2007 [After catching Provenza mocking her accent and task delegation] Lt. Provenza, I need this hurried through [using extra-heavy accent] SID, in about two shakes of a lamb's tail. [shaking wet toupee at him] Thank you so very much. Let's keep it taped off, ladies and gentlemen, because until we understand things better...[turns and looks at Provenza]
Provenza: Uh, [adding heavy southern accent] this is a crime scene, y'all.
Provenza: The water's still hot, this bottle's half empty. This guy got drunk and cooked to death.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 17th, 2007 Gabriel: Well, I'd say the wife has a pretty airtight alibi.
Brenda: You know who needs airtight alibis? Murderers.
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