The Closer Quotes (Page 5)
Provenza: I've waited my whole career to say this: The butler did it.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 17th, 2007 Yates: Look, we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.
Brenda: Maybe that's because it was in your mouth.
Brenda: We are running him down the flagpole and that's all that there is to it. If you want to examine the body, you may do so after I'm done.
[Albert's body comes crashing through the window]
Brenda: I'm done.
Provenza: I'm glad he's dead, 'cause that would have really hurt.
Medical Examiner: Are you feeling any better?
Brenda: No, thanks for asking.
Brenda: How did I become one of these women with too many cats? How did this happen?!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 15th, 2007 Provenza: Taylor, what you doin' with our suspect?
Taylor: You know how it is, Provenza; the Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.
Brenda: They can even register as domestic partners, have the same rights as married people.
Provenza: Serves 'em right, too. Why shouldn't they suffer just like everybody else?
Pope: Where the hell is she?! I'm waiting here and I've got a very pissy state legislator in there.
Gabriel: She's having a personal crisis, Sir.
Pope: Yeah. It's called her life. [Muttering] Personal crisis...
Provenza: [Handing out latex gloves] You might want to double up on your protective gear since this is a homocide.
Brenda: You seem to be having trouble with your pronunciation this evening.
Brenda: [Holding out a meowing pillowcase] The cat's sick.
Gabriel: You brought your cat to a crime scene?
Brenda: It's not my cat, it just lives with me and eats at my house.
