The Office Quotes
Michael: Oh, hey David, I'm glad you called, Ryan is being such a little bitch again...
Ryan: I'm on Michael.
Michael: Oh hey Ryan, what's up my brother?!
Michael: Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Meredith: I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Dwight: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same... except I could fly.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners or losers.
Jim: Oh, it has losers.
Michael: Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Andy Bernard: Break me off a piece of that... Grey Poupon!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Andy: [trying to remember Kit Kat theme] Break me off a piece of that... Chrysler car? Football cream?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers. Or muffins. Or mittens. And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Jim: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
Dwight: [cries quietly]
Jim: Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy... and I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. And then weird stuff, like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it's something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.
