Back from Vacation Quotes
Michael: Jan? You complete me.
Jan: ...[Under her breath] Oh god.
Jan: You're wrong for me in every way, but I still find myself wanting to be with you.
Michael: And I, to you, in addition, feel, the same feelings, that you are, as well.
Jan: ....Good, good.
Dwight: [To crying Pam] So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Toby: You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.
Michael: I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.
Michael: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both into trouble. So officially I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I’m going to say. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Pam: [seeing a picture of Michael and Jan in Jamaica] Oh my God, is that Jan?
Michael: No...that's a German woman named...Urkel...grue.
Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
Jim: Yep, it's English. It's "impossible."
Michael: You know what? Pam, make a note - I want us all to start having Pina Coladas every day at 3.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [to Stanley] You are not as much fun as your Jamaican bra-das, mon.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: You know I had never been out of the country before now? Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great! You know? They just relax, they party all the time...
Pam: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael: Yeah...gosh...great...
