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Booze Cruise Quotes (Page 2)

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Michael: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you’re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.

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Oscar: Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went.

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Michael: Dancing... is... a primitive art-form... used in ancient times to express oneself with... the body! And communicate!

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Captain Jack: But I'm not only your ship's captain, I'm also your PARTY CAPTAIN!
Michael: YEAH, I'M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO!...
Captain Jack: Michael, please...
Michael: And we are gonna... rock it!
Captain Jack: If you would just...
Michael: You are gonna put on your dancin' shoes later on! If the boat's rockin', don't come knockin'!

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Michael: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.

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Dwight: ["steering" the ship] Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!

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