Business School Quotes
Dwight: I dont have much experience with vampires. I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time i got to it, it had turned back into my neighbors dog.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Ryan has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Pam: [emotional because no one besides Michael has come to her art show, she hugs him] ...Do you have something in your pocket?
Michael: A Chunky. [Pam's eyes widen until Michael reveals he has an actual candy bar in his pocket]
Michael: There are four kinds of business. Tourism. Food service. Railroads. And sales. And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a “-sylvania.” Like Pennsylvania.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Karen: Hey Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted.
Jim: Oh thank god. I have such a headache from the glare.
Karen: What glare?
Jim: The glare off Angela's crucifix - it's blinding.
Dwight: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Ryan: If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So I'd be stupid not to do it...right?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us. And he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
