Casino Night Quotes
Dwight: Codename Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Kelly: Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. Maybe he did it.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jim: Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
Dwight: I don't believe you, continue.
Michael: I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Darryl: I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, "fleece it out," "going mach 5," "dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Pam: Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Two queens at casino night...I am gonna drop a deuce on everybody.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Dwight: Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby?
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a schoolnight, and you know, Hooter's is catering, and is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the person that you choose to be.
Pam: It's a nice tux.
Dwight: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.
