Christmas Party Quotes
Michael: We are going to sell that tree to charity. Because that's what Christmas is all about.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets Christmas
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying “Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt’s-worth.” I gave Ryan an iPod!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say “Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.”
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: You're the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Store Clerk: 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
Michael: Stupid corporate wet blankets...it's not like booze ever killed anyone.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Phyllis: Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?
