Conflict Resolution Quotes
Michael: Nobody leaves till we work this out. Cage match.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Here's a Kelly complaint: "Ryan never returns my calls." Join the club.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Dwight: I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jim : Dwight tried to kiss me.
Michael : What?
Jim : And I didn’t tell anyone, ’cause I’m not really sure how I feel about it.
Dwight : That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!
Jim : Well, I’m not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it.
Dwight: Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jim: This came out really well. There you go.
Dwight: This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is "Kurt", not "Fart."
Jim: [squinting to read] What did I write?
Michael: Alright, Kevin... you are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela, that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that make him feel uncomfortable.
Kevin: [quickly] I accept your decision.
Michael: Someone complained that the men's room is "whites only". Stanley, you know that's not true.
Stanley: I didn't say that.
Creed: Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door?
Jim: Yeah. I mean, it’s inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I’m fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life, and we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
