Diwali Quotes
Michael: This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's tribute to one of the greats, Mr. Adam Sandler. [singing] Diwali is a festival of lights. Let me tell you something, tonight has been one craaaaazy night! So put on your saris, it's time to celebrate Diwali! Everybody looks to jolly, but it's not Christmas its Diwali! The goddess of destruction Kali, stopped by to celebrate Diwali! Don't invite any zombies, to a celebration of Diwali! Along came Polly, so have fun at Diwali! If you're Indian and you like to party, have a happy happy happy happy Diwali! [speaking] HAPPY DIWALI!!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Pam: [As Michael leans in to kiss her] What are you doing?
Michael: What are you doing?
Pam: I'm rejecting your kiss.
Michael: [lengthy pause] Can I have a ride home?
Pam: If you sit in the back.
Pam: I decided to come. Uh, I feel a little under-dressed, but at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? [pause] Is that mean?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jim: Once a quarter, the sales staff at this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation, which, amazingly, is even less intersting than it sounds.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: My Indian culture seminar was going great, until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally-explicit images. It's just sex, people! Everybody does it! I'm doing it! With Carol! Probably tonight.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million. And that's true, but it's also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jim: I started biking to work. Josh does it, and he lives a lot farther away than I do. And also, it saves gas money, keeps me in shape, helps the environment, and now I know it makes me really sweaty for work.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: [interrupting Michael talking about M. Night Shamaylan] I see dead people.
Michael: Okay! Spoiler alert!
Dwight: He was dead the whole time.
Michael: Just stop it!
Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the God-king Rama, after his epic battle with Ravina, the demon-king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Michael: All right, all right. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
Michael: I love the people here, and if there's one thing I don't really care for, its that they can be terribly terribly ignorant about other cultures. And I don't want them embarassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carol.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007