Diwali Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: It's important that this company celebrates its diversity. You know what, Stanley? Come Kwanzaa time, I have got you covered, baby!
Stanley: I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
Michael: Wh- Really? You should! It's fun!
Michael: Indians do not eat monkey brains! And if they do... sign me up! Because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Pam: I just feel kind of tired, you know?
Dwight: Maybe you've got mono.
Pam: Maybe.
Pam: [concerning the Diwali celebration] I actually might not go. Feeling kind of tired.
Meredith: Do you wanna make appletinis and watch Sex and the City at my place?
Pam: Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided, yet.
Michael: Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. "What is Diwali?" you may ask. Well, to have Kelly explain it, "It's, blah blah blah blah. It's so super, fun, and it's gonna be great!" Lot of gods with unpronouncable names. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: Nice dress, Ryan.
Kelly: It's not a dress, it's a kurtha!
Michael: [laughing] Oh, okay.
