Dunder Mifflin Infinity Quotes
Dwight: [to Angela] I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Creed: Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Andy: He has a killer job. He's rich. He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. He wears really cool rich guy clothes.
Kevin: And he can get any girl that he wants.
Andy: So sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome, then you need awesome lessons.
Andy: Dude, you are so money, and you don't even know it! But you do.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Kelly: I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant. And guess what, buddy - I am keeping it!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Kelly: I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: We had a foreign exchance student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Angela: Oh, what is that?
Dwight: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight: And his name is Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage.
Ryan: Michael, I know how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007