Dwight's Speech Quotes
Michael: I'm very sorry, I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid. I thought you were just speaking abnormally.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Michael: Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
Pam:Um, the bride doesn't...Have you ever been to a wedding?
Dwight: When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I mispelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Dwight: You are so lucky you don't have this problem Jim. What was the ninth place prize again, a loaf of bread?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jim: Dwight, The key to being a good public speaker is waving your arms in the air and pounding your fists on the table. A lot.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jim: Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Dwight: I can travel anywhere, except Cuba, and I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom.
Dwight's Speech: BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds through out the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fists] Not only the years we've been at war – the war of work – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [mild applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight gives a maniacal sounding laugh] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They’ll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman – and women – of the world... unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...
Audience: ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!
[thunderous applause]
Michael: Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
