Fun Run Quotes (Page 2)
Angela: I have to visit the alchy.
Dwight: Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what? I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workman's comp.
Angela: I wouldn't put it past her.
Michael: I love my employees, even though I hit one of you with my car.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond, whereas back here at Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog... or a fish?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Jim: One day Michael came into the office complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: I was able to be on the scene so quickly... because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was the driver?
Michael: The doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. And she is going to be okay.
Stanley: What is WRONG with you?! Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: There is no evidence of intimacy.
Kevin: Are you kidding me?
Kevin: Are you kidding me? Jim and Pam are totally hooking up. All they do is smile.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize - domestic bliss.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007