Hot Girl Quotes
Dwight: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007 Roy: Well, what is your type?
Jim: ...Moms, primarily. Yup. Soccer moms. Single moms. Nascar moms. Any type of mom.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom...
Jim: Too late, Kev.
Michael: Starbucks. Oh man, that place is like the promised land!
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007Michael: Coffee is a drug. It is quite literally a drug. It speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. (Giggles slightly) You hear stories about Dunder-Mifflin in the eighties before people knew how bad cocaine was...gah..man did they move paper!
• Vote for this Quote! • April 18th, 2007 Ryan: [helping clean out Michael's car] There's a sports drink on the back seat.
Michael: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael: Blue isn't a flavor.
Ryan: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael: Ooh, Blue Blast. Give it here...
