Initiation Quotes
Michael: [While eating a pretzel] It tastes so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said. [He and Michael laugh]
Pam: What time is it there?
Jim: What time is it here? Um, we're in the same time zone.
Pam: Uh, oh, yeah, right.
Jim: How far away did you think we were?
Pam: I don't know. It felt far.
Jim: [pause] Yeah.
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not . . . but they didn't have to say it to your face.
Dwight: [to Ryan] When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Dwight: Will Ryan become a slacker, loser, wiseass like Jim or will he join the Dwight Army of Champions?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Dwight: Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere!
Ryan: I think about that all the time.
