Launch Party Quotes
Andy: Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together and because up until and possibly including now I've repulsed you, but I like you.
Angela: I'm not dating you.
Jim: There's this cube on the screen which bounces around all day. And sometimes, it looks like it's going right in the corner of the screen and at the last minute it hits the wall and bounces away. We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.
Pam: I saw it. I saw it and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah ... 'enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight.'
Jim: That's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.
Dwight: Listen up kid! I don't like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Stanley: Find anything?
Kevin: I think it's a straight-forward kidnapping.
Oscar: Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"?
Stanley: Can't you guys do it?
Oscar: 'Cause we're looking up "jail time".
Michael: It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam, that'd be fun. Friday? Wanna come over Friday?
Jim: Aw... can't.
Michael: After work, you can?
Jim: Oh no... 'cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close right?
Dwight: I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Do I have permission to invite Carol?
Jan: No.... ah, geez Michael...
Michael: I'm sorry, it was just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.
Dwight: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007
