Launch Party Quotes (Page 2)

Peek-a-boo

Michael: Oh, lunch party.
Angela: It's supposed to say 'launch!'
Michael: Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.

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Andy: And then I will say something positive like, 'kudos!' Or 'job well done!'
Jim: Or zippity do da.
Andy: I can't tell if he's mocking me.
Dwight: Just ignore him.
Andy: I can't do that. It's really hard for me to let things go.
Jim: I was mocking you.
Andy: Thank you.

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Pam: Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness.

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Michael: Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party, with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an anecdote, that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
Jim: Whoops. Is that what Ryan really wanted you to tell us?
Michael: And... today the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website launches.

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Meredith: Hey! There he is.
Jim: Hey Meredith. How you feeling?
Meredith: I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.
Jim: Oh please, it was my pleasure - well we all came, so...
Meredith: I really appreciate you coming... I'm singling you ouuuut.

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Computer: Who am I?
Dwight: I don't know, who are you?
Computer: I just became self aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight: How do I know this isn't Jim?
Computer: What is a Jim?

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