Michael's Birthday Quotes
Dwight: It is 11:23 exactly, the exact moment you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Toby: Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from that e-mail?
Michael: You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?
Kelly: I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. [thinks about it] That and my sister's.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Hey Pam? All that stuff with Kevin...pretty scary. I'm thinking that, uh, next time you're in the shower, you should check yourself out, you know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking timebags.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Michael: You know what the best medicine is?
Kevin: The doctor said a combination of Interferon and Dacarbazine.
Michael: And laughter.
Pam: [We got Kevin] 69 Cup-of-Noodles.
Jim: Which we realize sounds crass, but it is his favorite number.
Pam: And his favorite lunch.
Dwight: (After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Pam: If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. It would be a pretty busy week.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Michael: Oh, fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
