Product Recall Quotes
Jim: (dressed as Dwight) Last week, I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of.. (punches in numbers in his watch, and holds it up to the camera.) Eleven dollars.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team, to remove me from this office, and maybe not even that."
Dwight: Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.
Michael: That's how devoted I am to this job.
Dwight: I'm just saying...
Michael: I know.
Dwight: They would flank you. Throw in a concussion grenade.
Michael: I understand that, Dwight.
Dwight: You would be on the ground, blind, deaf, dumb.
Michael: Do you think you're taking it a little... literally, Dwight? And now we're wasting tape. I'm gonna have to cut this all out. Can you say cut?
Dwight: Cut.
Michael: So I'll know where---
Pam: Cut.
Michael: I'm asking Pam to do it, please.
Pam: Cut.
Kelly: This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s. This day is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jim: Look at that.
Dwight: I'm Jim Halpert.
Jim: Spot on.
Dwight: Bleahhh. Little comment. Blah!
Mrs. Allen: I'm calling the Better Business Bureau!
Michael: Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Bee-yotch Hotline!
Michael: Mrs. Allen is our most important client. Because every client is our most important client. Even though she’s a pretty unimportant client really.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever did this watermark got it exactly right.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: Here are your credentials. You’ve been granted Level 3 security clearance. Don’t get too excited…that’s out of 20.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive...like I did when I was a homeless man.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Here’s the thing, when a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media, and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That’s what happened to O.J.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
