Take Your Daughter to Work Day Quotes
Dwight: [to Toby's daughter] Hello, tiny one. YOU ARE THE FUTURE!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Michael: I'm like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City.
Jim and Dwight: That's Batman.
Michael: Okay, fine, I'll be Aquaman. Where does he live?
Jim: The ocean.
Michael: I work with a bunch of nerds!
Michael: This is Creed, and he is in charge of...something...right?
Creed: That is correct.
Michael: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. [types something] 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Pam: I am actually looking forward to Take Your Daughter to Work day. I am not great with kids, but I want to get better. Because I'm getting married. So I put out a bunch of extra candy on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. Like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!:
[cut to Ryan]
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
Kevin: Abby's my fiancée Stacey's daughter. I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look in my computer...actually, I better go check. (runs off)
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
