The Carpet Quotes
Jim: What do you think of Kelly?
Ryan: I don't know. It depends if you like a little junk in the... [Sees camera] She's really cool.
Michael: Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them, but now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask so they can hear me say, "Uhh...no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007Michael: I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a fan of anything Joe Rogan does actually.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.
Michael: Well I hated it. A lot!
Michael:[After discovering someone has defecated in his office] You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. It's the only thing that makes any sense.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
