The Client Quotes
Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick who, all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words. Leaving behind one "Dwigt". And Dwight figured it out. Ooops.
Dwight: D-W-I-G-H-T
Jim: Do we all have a copy of Threat Level: Midnight by Michael Scott?
Dwight: Well my uncle bought me fireworks, so who ever whats to see a real show come with me!
Jan: Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
Michael: No. No, that would not be efficient... Actually, they just don't get a lot of work done when I'm not here... That's not true. I know how to delegate. And they do more work when I'm not here... Not more... the same amount of work is done whether I am here or not.
Dwight: Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma!" in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine.
Jan: [incredulously] It said that.
Michael: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.
Jim: They might not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years... and years... and... years.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Michael:I don't understand...you want to see other people? Only other people?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Michael: OK. Let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
Dwight: Good luck, Michael! Good luck, Jan!
Jan: Thank you.
Michael: [under breath] Kiss ass.
Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 [Ryan comes back from the dry cleaners]
Pam: Wait, are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who dry cleans jeans?
