The Convention Quotes
Dwight: (referring to Jerome Bettis) Why do they call him "The Bus"?
Michael: Because he's afraid to fly.
Jim: That is a lot of liquor. And...a dartboard.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jim: When I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were... [pause] and then he spoke. [grins] I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: Guess where I am going? I'll give you a hint: It is a booze-fueled sex romp where anything goes. [looks to camera] You are correct, sir! I'm headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-market Office Supply Convention!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Jan: I guess I underestimated you.
Michael: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will...estimate me.
Phyllis: [talking to Pam about her upcoming date] You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.
Stanley: If you do that, you're gonna have to put out.
Phyllis: [pause] Oh yeah, you'll have to put out.
Jim: Oh my god! Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call... Dwight got a HOOKER!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: [looking at the hotel bed under a black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.
Michael: It's like with firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael: I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
