The Coup Quotes
Michael: I shall now be serving Dwight's job as Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight: That's Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Dwight: Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan’s been bitching out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Angela: I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits... but sometimes, I just think you need to grow a pair!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put it?
Dwight: ...They have this new kind of quick-drying bonding.
Michael: Oh? sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight: Yea...
Michael: What's his name?
Dwight: [long pause] Crentist.
Michael: Your dentist's name is Crentist...huh. Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a dentist?
Michael: "Hug it out, bitch." That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, in doing so they just let it go, and walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael:[After telling Dwight he's the standing manager] Well, I guess we should go tell the troops!
Dwight: When I'm ready, Mike.
Dwight: [crying] The Sebring is cool! The Sebring is so cool! Please don't fire me Michael, I'll do anything!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Pam: I have this old vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Michael : Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey… that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger’s head. We don’t have the technology.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
