The Fire Quotes
Pam: [naming her five 'desert island movies] Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...
Jim: Ooh, definitely in my top five.
Pam: Yes -- in my top three, so suck it. [Jim looks bewildered and then grins]
Dwight: I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. I'm sorry, only part of me meant that...he'd probably end up a hero there anyway.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Michael: So I never went to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Michael: When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, but I learned more about business right then and there than business school would ever teach me – or Ryan would ever teach me.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Dwight: Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe. Ryan started the fire!
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Dwight: Everyone. OK, I have an announcement. Apparently in business school they don’t teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing. [holds up burnt pita and laughs maniacally]
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007Michael: Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I’ve heard "women and children first". But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
• Vote for this Quote! • April 19th, 2007 Dwight: FIRE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!
Oscar: Relax.
Dwight: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BURN VICTIM!?
