The Secret Quotes
Dwight: Otherwise it's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. I say an empty desk means an...
Dwight: Empty mind.
Michael: I was not going to say that.
[Oscar is seen driving into his driveway with his boyfriend]
Dwight: Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick!
Pam: What did you guys talk about?
Jim: Oh, just you know - politics, literature... [holds up Hooter's T-shirt]
Pam: I hate you
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mmm-hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: How 'bout you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: [surprised] Wow. That's not what I meant.
Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No...it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing.
Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007
