Traveling Salesmen Quotes
Jim: After you, sir
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Okay, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow and counter it - (Jim slaps him and walks away smiling)
Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here, in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Ryan: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much...but he will be missed.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Andy: Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown. I will meet my new challenges head-on, and I will succeed, and I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It's been a pleasure working with some of you, and I will not forget those of you soon. But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. In other words, I'm quitting.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight : I overslept. Damn rooster didn’t crow.
• Rating 3.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.
Michael: (in a low voice) Don't you dare.
Dwight: Here's my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don't celebrate any major holidays.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Pam: Angela, you seem so happy. I bet you wish you were like this all the time.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jim: Ah, young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007