The Office Quotes (Page 13)
Michael: I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say...but, yes.
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: When you land, try and land like an eight-year-old. These bouncy castles aren't made for adults.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum, and you put your hand on a metal ball, and your hair sticks up straight...and you know science.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Dwight: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Dwight: Okay, tell him that that's not true.
Jim: Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight: Okay, no, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. [Andy walks away] Jim! Tell him!
Jim: Andy...nah, he's too far.
Dwight: Damn you.
Dwight: I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Andy: Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. But after five weeks in anger management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude, and a new name. And a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Andy: I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell -- on time. Now I'm back, got a second chance, and I'm not going to blow it. So, look out Dunder-Mifflin! I mean "look out" in a fun way, you know, not like I'm gonna hurt you. [cut to shot of him entering the office] Hey, guys. Guess who's back? [Dwight attacks him with pepper spray] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Dwight: No need to thank me. [cut to him in an interview] I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. [shot of Toby confiscating all of Dwight's weapons] You know who is a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono.
Michael: It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed. And then Darryl made me feel bad for not making any money. And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby. And then your assistant was all young and hot.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
