The Office Quotes (Page 17)
Michael: The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor I like to try out three or four different ones.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Hi, I'm Michael Scott and, for the next 40 minutes, I am going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance – one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Kelly: Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.
Pam: What do you mean?
Kelly: Well, this was supposed to be your wedding.
Pam: Oh, um, no, that's, um, it's actually fine.
Kelly: There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.
Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.
Michael: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.
Bob Vance: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you.
Michael: Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
Dwight: I saw “Wedding Crashers” accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that’s the thing about bear attacks…they come when you least expect it.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. And now, the wedding has no highlight.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [after Elbert gets up and walks Phyllis by himself] This is bulls**t.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Phyllis: Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.
Michael: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle, so basically I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I am paying for the wedding, which I am happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me - Employer-of-the-bride.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
