The Office Quotes (Page 18)
Michael: We're going to have a guys night out...a GNO...a guhno. Actually it's more of a guys afternoon in, a GAI...a gay...its not gay its a bridal shower for guys...a guy shower...an hour long shower with guys.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Ryan: Michael, is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael: No.....Yes.
Ryan: That's really disgusting.
Michael: Don't worry, I scraped all the foot off!
Michael: Guys! Beef: it's what's for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight: I do! I want some man meat!
Jim: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael: Well then, my man meat he shall have.
Michael: So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin: Well, actually, I never was president.
Michael: Yes, but Ben Franklin was.
Jim: Michael referred me to a male strip club called "Banana Slings." Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Okay, coed naked strippers in this office. For realsies.
Angela: Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Meredith: SHUT UP, ANGELA!
Todd Packer: Mike, okay, a stripper is "Bachelor Party 101." If you don't get a stripper your party is gonna suck.
Michael: I can't get a stripper here. Sexual harassment.
Todd Packer: Get one for the girls, too. That evens it out. You know, separate but equal.
Michael: So that's what that means...
Michael: So I am instituting "prima nocte."
Jim: [talking head] "Prima nocte", I believe from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...
Michael: I'm sorry, I had a very different understanding as to what "prima nocte" meant.
