The Office Quotes (Page 19)
Michael: Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork and I gave myself the nastiest shock. When I came to, I had an epiphery. Life is precious and if I die, I want my son to know the dealio. The dealio of life.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: So maybe you should come back. You should come back. Please.
Dwight: I don't want to do your laundry anymore.
Michael: We can talk about that.
Jim: (looking at the hole) Oh my God. That's half-inch drywall.
Pam: I think we broke his brain.
Andy: I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.
Michael: No. I don't want to do any of that.
Kelly: So how much do you love Lance Bass now?
Oscar: I don't know who he is.
Kelly: You don't know who Lance Bass is? He's only one of the five greatest singers ever...and gay.
Oscar: I've never heard of him.
Kelly: Oscar, you really should learn more about your culture.
Jim: Hey, Ryan. Do you want to pull a prank on Andy?
Ryan: Not right now. But ask me again ten years ago.
Jim: I liked you better as the temp.
Ryan: Me too.
Karen: I've got, like, 15 new clients that I've inherited from Dwight. And each file is password-protected with a different mythical creature.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Andy: Sidenote, I'd just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you. I feel I have a lot to learn from you even though you are younger and have less experience. So here's to the future. Andy and the Tuna.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv Something? Andy is like Marv Something: great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
