The Office Quotes (Page 20)
Michael: Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. Likes me a lot. A lot. Too much. Like a crazy person a little. Not super crazy, just...just something about him that creeps me out, I can't really explain it. He's always up in my bid-ness, which is ebonics for "being in my face and annoying the bejeezus out of me." I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Oscar: Hey, where's Dwight?
Creed: You didn't hear? Decapitated; whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
Jim: I'm pretty sure none of that's real.
Creed: You're not real!
Kevin: Hello, Oscar. How was your gay-cation?
Oscar: That's very funny.
Kevin: Yeah? I thought of that, like, two seconds after you left.
Oscar: Part of me wants the people of this office to have learned their lesson and just shut the hell up. And another part of me thinks, you know what, keep talking, I'd really love a home theater.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [To Oscar] I have an idea - rainbow stickers - all over the back window. Shout it from the mountain tops my friend!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: Check out the new car...German engineering? How many pesos that set you back?
Oscar: It's a company lease from the settlement...after you kissed me.
Jim: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
• Rating 3.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jim: After you, sir
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Okay, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow and counter it - (Jim slaps him and walks away smiling)
