The Office Quotes (Page 22)
Dwight : I like Karen. She’s pretty. Appears intelligent.
Jim : Well, I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.
Dwight : My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart. She could be a model. Or a college professor. Which is intimidating to a lot of guys.
Jim : We should go on a double date.
Dwight : [scoffs] No thank you.
Michael: Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jim : Seriously, you’re gonna sit in the back?
Dwight : Uh, yeah. It’s the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.
[Jim hits the brakes and Dwight slams his head into the back of the seat]
Ryan: I'm very flattered. I was his second choice, after "pass."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael : Okay, now going by seniority, Phyllis, our resident senior.
Phyllis : We’re the same age.
Andy : Five of us transferred from Stamford. There’s two of us left. Me, and Karen. It’s like we’re touring Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what. I‘m not falling in a chocolate river.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Harvey: Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
Pam: Who's Long Tim?
Harvey: Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim: Well Yoy should bring Long Tim in someday
Harvey: You ruined a funny joke, get out of my offive.
Michael: Jan? You complete me.
Jan: ...[Under her breath] Oh god.
Jan: You're wrong for me in every way, but I still find myself wanting to be with you.
Michael: And I, to you, in addition, feel, the same feelings, that you are, as well.
Jan: ....Good, good.
Dwight: [To crying Pam] So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
