The Office Quotes (Page 23)
Toby: You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.
Michael: I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.
Michael: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both into trouble. So officially I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That's all I’m going to say. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Pam: [seeing a picture of Michael and Jan in Jamaica] Oh my God, is that Jan?
Michael: No...that's a German woman named...Urkel...grue.
Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
Jim: Yep, it's English. It's "impossible."
Michael: You know what? Pam, make a note - I want us all to start having Pina Coladas every day at 3.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Michael: [to Stanley] You are not as much fun as your Jamaican bra-das, mon.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: You know I had never been out of the country before now? Got to see how Jamaicans live, it is great! You know? They just relax, they party all the time...
Pam: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael: Yeah...gosh...great...
Michael: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Michael: I need my entourage. Jim, Dwight, Ryan, c'mon - we're going to Asian Hooters.
Ryan: I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night.
Michael: [feels Ryan's head] Alright, feel better.
Jim: Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.
Ryan: Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here [shows Blackberry]. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.
Ryan: I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
