The Office Quotes (Page 3)
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah ... 'enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight.'
Jim: That's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.
Dwight: Listen up kid! I don't like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Stanley: Find anything?
Kevin: I think it's a straight-forward kidnapping.
Oscar: Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"?
Stanley: Can't you guys do it?
Oscar: 'Cause we're looking up "jail time".
Michael: It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam, that'd be fun. Friday? Wanna come over Friday?
Jim: Aw... can't.
Michael: After work, you can?
Jim: Oh no... 'cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close right?
Dwight: I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Do I have permission to invite Carol?
Jan: No.... ah, geez Michael...
Michael: I'm sorry, it was just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.
Dwight: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Oh, lunch party.
Angela: It's supposed to say 'launch!'
Michael: Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
Andy: And then I will say something positive like, 'kudos!' Or 'job well done!'
Jim: Or zippity do da.
Andy: I can't tell if he's mocking me.
Dwight: Just ignore him.
Andy: I can't do that. It's really hard for me to let things go.
Jim: I was mocking you.
Andy: Thank you.
