The Office Quotes (Page 4)
Pam: Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Michael: Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party, with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an anecdote, that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
Jim: Whoops. Is that what Ryan really wanted you to tell us?
Michael: And... today the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website launches.
Meredith: Hey! There he is.
Jim: Hey Meredith. How you feeling?
Meredith: I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.
Jim: Oh please, it was my pleasure - well we all came, so...
Meredith: I really appreciate you coming... I'm singling you ouuuut.
Computer: Who am I?
Dwight: I don't know, who are you?
Computer: I just became self aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight: How do I know this isn't Jim?
Computer: What is a Jim?
Dwight: [to Angela] I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Creed: Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Michael: Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Andy: He has a killer job. He's rich. He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. He wears really cool rich guy clothes.
Kevin: And he can get any girl that he wants.
Andy: So sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome, then you need awesome lessons.
Andy: Dude, you are so money, and you don't even know it! But you do.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Kelly: I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant. And guess what, buddy - I am keeping it!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007
